Windowsill Pie Bandit

by Goodr

$35.00

<p data-pm-slice="1 1 []">Wanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Don’t be fooled by the buttery, laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air, beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead, slip them on. Next thing you know, you're elbow-deep in pastry, demolishing fruit pies with zero witnesses and even less restraint. It’s a slippery slope, but this life of delicious crime looks good on you. <em>(P.S. You’ve got a little boysenberry in your right nostril.)</em></p>