The Flasket

by Liquid Death

$35.00

<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Finally, you can drink straight from a casket. For centuries, the idea of drinking from a casket seemed like only a dream. In the late 18th century, Sir Killington Von Murderberg invented a very long straw with a drill bit attached that allowed people to merely </span><i><span style="font-weight: 400;">sip </span></i><span style="font-weight: 400;">from caskets but not actually </span><i><span style="font-weight: 400;">guzzle</span></i><span style="font-weight: 400;">. That’s why we’re proud to announce that after years of R&amp;D in our Advanced Coffin Development Team, we’re launching the Flasket. Which is a play on words combining “Flask” and “Casket.”</span></p>